Days 33 & 34 . . . Nothing to report – except we’ve gone all posh . . .. . .

We can’t quite believe the pitch we’ve been allocated on this site in Agde. We have our own covered cooking and eating “block”! Alongside our own shower and toilet facility too. There are only four of these on the site – perhaps world! We get many enquiring looks from other campers. We’re thinking of opening up a take-away . . .

Now we are really starting to feel almost French. But there are some eccentricities we’re resisting the urge to adopt. We want to retain a little of our British Decorum after all.

The French have always been renowned for their curious toilette habits . . .

Mary-Ann is as brown as a berry as you can imagine. I’m playing catch-up. Too shy to adopt Full Monty mode. From my feet upwards I’m rather stripy. A mix of white, brown & pink. Not quite cosmopolitan, more neopolitan!

It could be worse I suppose . . .

Later, we pop out for a stroll down to the quay. No matter where you travel on this planet, you can guarantee that sooner or later you’re going to clock a familiar face.

I know – very corny, but couldn’t resist. At least I know Rog will appreciate this one . . .